Observing Shivaji's birthday with the pen and in a pattern less fashion:

Finally Shivaji has arrived. In full splendor he was present at his namesake park.
It is quite bizzare and confusing he proclaimed, when the Jar to become Raj asked him about his conquests into the city he fondly found.
Shivaji, was suffocating in the march heat and enquired if it was appropriate to strip down for which Jar to become Raj was visibly upset and started fiddling his top shit button and reminded the conquering emperor of his last visit when his uncle Lab invited him and how the emperor in the heat of May still had on the bridals. The emperor’s glance shifted upwards in a slant to the left
Are you the kid that was by my feet during my previous visit?
for which Jar to become Raj proudly un-fiddling his top button shook his head in affirmation. The Emperor that once conquered forts with help of lizards drew the sword with ancient flourish and anger in his eyes.
The thousands that had come by to see the splendorous emperor were dazzled by this performance and began to cheer and wave the saffron flags.
Where is my amulet, thundered the Emperor to Jar to become Raj.
Sir! Please re-collect the invitation, This event is for the maharashtra to facilitate you with an amulet for your splendorous performance in absentia.
A Ceremony for returning a stolen object?
But what is maharashtra?
sir! your generosity is luminous it is the land that you conquered for us Maharashtrians
But who are Maharashtrains?
Jar to become Raj was very confused and was heard cursing his school the Lab for distorting history. His twitching the top shirt button took a violent turn and the button snapped out of the shirt.
The Ceremony seemed to have continued well, the PETA was protesting, Various Land and Revenue ministers were in line to enquire of some missing funds and jewelry.
The Emperor of a million forts was tired, mishra’s Auto ride, the Bachan’s paan shop stop, the Tanisq executive Sharma and his exhaustive questioning before lodging the jewelry, The Khan’s Taxi ride, returning of a stolen object with pomp, his birthday celeberation when it is not even his birthday;
He wished it all away and at that very instance there was rain of lizards and a headless horse man came charging through that reptilian rain and was galloping furiously towards ceremonial platform waving a large sword whose slant was catching the March sun.
Thundering applause marked the closing of this ceremony